a5c7b9f00b The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creaturesthey battle each other for supremacy of the sea. A huge iceberg calves that holds a megalodon (mega shark) and a giant octopus frozen inside it. Deployment of a LFAS (low frequency automatic sonar) unit causes it to shatter. The two behemoths thaw and return to life. The shark terrorizes the California coast while the octopus creates havoc things near Japan. A group of three oceanographers put together a plan to draw the beasts into a trap with pheromones. Well, this movie cost me 1 pound and was completely worth it, the acting is terrible, the plot is laughable, but it is supposed to be, I loved this film because it is bad, it is hilarious from start to end and several moments have gone down with mesome of the best movie scenes ever. I mean come on, what is better than seeing a huge shark jump 36000 feet out of the water and in awful CGI eat a plane!? And after that it consumes the golden gate bridge! It is just so funny! I would recommend this to anyone wanting a funny, daft film that costs nothing and will have you in fits of laughter all the way. Not for the drama loving man wanting a serious movie, but come on, with a name like Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus, who is expecting The Kings Speech? They should introduce an Oscar category for ambition and award it to this! Woe is me, was this ever excruciating. I&#39;m probably among the minority of imbeciles that checked this movie out, because of the title. I knew about the bad reviews, I knew it was from Asylum, I knew it was going to be super cheesy, but I love cheesy. It sounded like my kind of movie. I couldn&#39;t have been more incorrect if I tried with that assumption. NOTHING happens until around the 75 minute mark. There is endlessly talky dialog that seems to go on forever. I&#39;ll give you a small example of how bad it is. &quot;Don&#39;t love the Ocean too much. It doesn&#39;t love you back&quot; It purposely swindles the viewer with the title, and delivers &quot;F&quot; all for 75 minutes. I expected the creatures to look horrendous, but it has some truly atrocious CGI. It does give us a battle at the end. The shark &amp; octopus do fight one another, but it&#39;s so lazy. The fight becomes very redundant, and does virtually the same thing, each time they cut to the creatures battling. The shark rams the Octopus, the Octopus entraps the shark in its tentacles, and refuses to change things or make them remotely interesting. The acting is god awful. Deborah Gibson is ostensibly an 80&#39;s pop singer. Shockingly enough, I haven&#39;t heard one of her songs. At least I don&#39;t think I have. She&#39;s gorgeous, and seems to be having fun with the role. I wouldn&#39;t call her performance great, but it&#39;s tolerable, which is something I can&#39;t say for anyone else. Lorenzo Lamas is atrocious. His character is a complete pussy. I grew up with him. I watched Renegade religiously when I was younger, but he is horrible in this film. Everybody in this movie plays it straight faced, I couldn&#39;t believe it<br/><br/>Final Thoughts: I should have known better to watch something from Asylum. I&#39;m sure I&#39;ll stumble across films from them in the future, but I&#39;m not gonna make a habit of it. The title is nowhere nearfunit sounds. <br/><br/>1/10
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